Raw starts off with a video of last weeks main event. It shows us once again that Kane was dominated by Batista, and he clearly had something knocked loose. It once again had to show us Kane going crazy and attacking Michael Cole. Luckily, Jerry Lawler stepped in and saved Kane from the ass beating that Cole was about ready to deliver. After that atrocious video ended, another video played. ANOTHER VIDEO??!! I've got an idea!! How about we just replace the live action on Raw with taped video segments from weeks before. That will really get the fans tuning in. I've solved your problems Vince McMahon. Where's my paycheck? Anyways, the video goes on to plead with us once again to all pull together and hold Raw together. Shane McMahon tells us that due to their corporate responsibilities they are unable to be on Raw (a.k.a Stephanie is knocked up and Shane is afraid of Kane). They tell us that if things don't change, actions will be taken...oooohhhh...someone's in trouble!!! Why don't they just go ahead and make Vicki Guerrero GM of Raw too so we can see more of her and Edge's make-out sessions. That's what I want to see on Monday nights.

Finally Raw begins...only for us to see Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels apparently making love in front of the ring...oh wait, no their fighting. Sorry, false alarm. They continue to roll around on the ground until Jericho's love slave, Lance Cade, comes in and breaks them up. Jericho and Cade run away and Shawn Michaels in left thinking, “Why can't I have a man like that?”

Finally I think to myself, “There has to be a match soon, there HAS to be”. Unfortunately, the WWE doesn't like wrestling. So we have Kane come to the announcer's table again. Let's go Cole, layeth the smackdown on his candy...oh wait, Kane is saying something. Kane says, “I'm sorry!!” What?? WHAT?? Wow. I did NOT see that coming. The big red machine just became the big bad sorry machine. This is going to be an interesting night. Oh and more of Jericho and Michaels. Just give them a bedroom already...

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