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Pre-Show Notes:
News out of TNA is the 2-hour deal is finally complete. If there's any indication that what we'll see the next few months is what we saw last night, I'm going to be pretty happy. Last night's No Surrender PPV kicked major ass, except for one or two things. Yeah, the main event for BFG will be Angle-Sting, but I can live with that if Joe gets the belt some time soon. Jay Lethal finally got the X Division belt, so it's not dead yet. Maybe Russo has woken up.

Now that I've got that TNA spill out of the way, tonight is the night we will find out Vince's illegitimate son. Kennedy has let two title pushes slip away. The first time, he couldn't help it because he got hurt. This time, he screwed himself. He ran his yap about not doing steroids when he got them as late as February of 2006. Needless to say, Kennedy deserves a title push for his in-ring work but he needs to stop screwing it up. Clearly, he was going to be Vince's illegitimate kid but those plans have changed. I don't really care who it is now because it's probably gonna suck, unless it's Chris Jericho or some big name. Khali or Hornswoggle won't cut it. Snitsky is my guess heading into tonight.

NOW, IT'S TIME FOR RAW IS BLOGGED!!!

Before I get to the opening segment, I have to reveal something about the opening video. During the video, if you look closely in one of the clips, there's Chris Jericho beating his chest. I figured this is foreshadowing of his return.

RAW started off with the almost revealing of Vince's kid. Vince screwed up and almost said World Wrestling something other than Entertainment. He made fun of Green Bay and Kennedy. He even mentioned that Kennedy should be suspended for impersonating a McMahon. It is true that he got suspended from all the reports I've heard. Coach couldn't rip the magazine and it's clear he's never ripped a magazine or book before. Khali came out and I thought I was going to puke. Khali McMahon? Then JBL showed up followed by Jeff Hardy. The reasons they gave for the "looking up" comment were all good. I really enjoyed the mystery. Jeff Hardy was hilarious with his excitement on finding out he wasn't the kid. But, we got Hardy against Khali announced for later tonight. Yay! Khali is in action on RAW!

They recapped the tour to South Africa and the tag titles changing hands. They did what I would do with tag feuds. They had the individual partners go against each other. London & Cade put on a pretty good match. The finish was great and I am just wondering when London will botch that shooting star press.

Backstage, in a comedy skit, Triple H put is new shirt up for sale.

Carlito got to pick Triple H's opponent for tonight. So, Shelton Benjamin was thrown to the wolves. This match doesn't do much for either guy. Triple H is over as can be and Shelton hasn't gotten much of a push. Snitsky would have been a good choice here. But, Triple H destroyed Shelton and we carry on.

The security wall was "breached" as Cena came into the arena and brawled with Orton. The segment was pretty good and Cena has finally become the person I want him to be. Instead of sucking up to his opponent, he's ready to beat some ass! Cena then had a run-in with Vince & Coach backstage, which was good to further his "Ima beat some ass" deal heading into Unforgiven.

Next up was Mickie James & Jillian Hall in a singles match. Mickie had on some jeans, which was looking great to me. She picked up the win but Beth Phoenix destroyed both of the ladies. I'm pretty sure Beth will get the belt this Sunday.

Santino talked about losing Pavarrati this past weekend, which was somewhat funny. Sandman came out and did his usual deal. The funniest part of the whole deal was Santino's off-the-wall commentary during Sandman's entrance. Sandman picked up the victory and I smell a feud here.

Next up was Khali McMahon against Jeff Hardy. This isn't a good way to build up the IC title. I mean, they World Heavyweight Championship doesn't mean much because of Cena running over Khali and then Khali getting it. Now, the IC belt doesn't mean much either. Anyway, Khali destroys Jeff Hardy and it's time to find out who the illegitimate kid is.

The reactions of Vince looking at the other male Superstars was pretty funny. It's pretty wild how out of nowhere, all of the stars from ECW & Smackdown are there. Didn't they already say it was a RAW guy? Well, that's what happens when guys get suspended. So, the crappy lawyer gave Vince a bunch of clues as to who it would be because coming right out and saying it would be too easy. Next up, they said something about the kid loving gold, so all of the current & former champions were told to stay. Then, they made it a race issue and all of the white guys were told to stay. Then, they made some statement about hair and the guys with bad hair left. Then, they made an announcement that the "bastard" had singles gold. With the way they keep saying and said bastard, all indications point to Hornswoggle. Next up, they said that the kid loves to play the game and that left Triple H. I just new they would do some crap with the son marrying his sister or some crap. Thank God they kept going with the games stuff and it was reveal that HORNSWOGGLE was the long lost McMahon. He came out and got in the ring and the reactions of everybody was priceless. I mean, DAMN! For them to waste time doing this, this was probably the best way to end everything. Hornswoggle danced around the ring like he had won the Super Bowl and it was very entertaining. Vince looked pretty sad and it was classic with Triple H putting Hornswoggle's hat on Vince! Pretty entertaining RAW.

I give this RAW:
3 out of 4 ring posts

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